Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark tryin' to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saves enough to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean ol' man...
Such a mean ol' man...


His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty ol' man...
Dirty ol' man...


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